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April and Ollie consummated their relationship for the fourth time last night. Yeah, I know. The good news for April? Ollie’s stamina is increasing. The bad news for April? They were finally caught!

They’d done the deed previously with Jerry asleep in the room and thought it would be safe again last night. After completion, a voice boomed from the dark, “You two are something else!” That voice wasn’t Big Brother’s either — it was Jerry’s. Aprollie laughed it off and said they were just sleeping but Jerry knew better.

Surely, April and Ollie have to realize that being a couple in the house could lead to their downfall in the game. They’ll be a voting block of two until they’re broken up and could provide for a week of easy nominations for any future HOH with half a brain.

They’re not using condoms so perhaps we’ll see our first Big Brother pregnancy. April’s probably on birth control but that’s not 100% effective. They’re practicing the “pull out method” and that’s definitely not 100% effective. Either way, I’m sure the preacher’s son and the OCD girl are making their families proud back home. Just wait until they get out of the house and Google their names! Something tells me April’s not as stupid as last season’s Natalie though and will fess up if confronted with it. That’s unlike poor Natalie who is still denying to this day she gave Matt oral lovin’.

So how long will it take for the rest of the house to find out? Will Jerry spill the beans immediately or keep it to himself? Will Aprollie come out and tell everybody or will they just continue with their late night romps until they’re caught by somebody else? Do you think Aprollie’s “relationship” will hurt them in the end? And wouldn’t it be hilarious if Big Brother placed a fake ultrasound picture in the 14th frame on the memory wall?

April is really easy guys! Porno world here she comes…